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I am an up and coming writer, and hoping to offer my services to the highest bidder, so to speak. I offer the following services:
-Speeches
-Press releases
-Training Manuals / Instruction Manuals
-Letters (resignation, recommendation, you name it)
-Event invitations
-Short stories
-Conceivably anything (If I didn't specifically name what you want, just ask!)

No NSFW (Not safe for work), no exceptions

Prices determined upon offer. Name your offer, and we can negotiate further.
I do work with private and public entities.


If interested, contact me via Deviantart. (i.e send note or comment here)
Just comment and I shall reply I am a dummy!

[] Ew not really
[] Gross
[] Ugly
[] You're ok
[] Alright getting better
[] Cute
[] Gorgeous/beautiful
[] Hot!!! B)
[] Perfect~ 
[] I honestly don't know what you look like! 



What we'd look like in a picture:

[] Normal
[] Holding hands
[] Pulling faces
[] Couple poses


Where I'd get your named tattooed on me:

[] My wrist
[] My leg
[]My belly
[] My back
[] My neck
[] My foot
[] My ankle
[] My booty


What we'd do if we lived together:

[] Party, party, party!!!
[] Eat ice cream for breakfast
[] Have pillow fights
[] Go to the bedroom [you choose whether this is sexual or not]
[] Have movie nights
[] Cuddle and kiss~
[] Not live together in the first place...
[] Do whatever you wanna do
[] Do stuff...


What I'd do if you snuck into my room at night:

[] Scream!
[] Tell you to get out
[] Grin mischievously
[] Watch movies with you
[] Let you stay the night 
[] Kiss/cuddle you
[] Blush
[] Attack you


What I'd do to you in the rain:

[] Push you into a puddle
[] Kiss you
[] Hold you close
[] Let you under my umbrella 
[] Give you my jacket 
[] Jump on your back
[] Run away
[] Start to sing randomly
[] Dance with you


What I'd do if I saw you naked:

[] Walk out of the room scarred for life
[] Smirk and laugh
[] Take a picture 
[] Just stand there awkwardly
[] Say, "What the bloody hell?! Get some clothes on!"
[] Blush
[] Walk out as if nothing happened B)
[] Scare you
[] Take your clothes 


What I'd do if we kissed:

[] We wouldn't
[] Smile and blush
[] Be surprised 
[] Push you away
[] Pull you closer
[] Bite your lip so you'd bleed
[] Wonder if we would kiss again
[] Slap yo' face!
[] Freak out, squeal and run around
[] Off to the bedroom~


You should...

[] 1. Be my friend
[] 2. Comment to my profile more
[] 3. Watch me
[] 4. Note me
[] 5. Put this as your journal so I can comment too
[] Do nothing 
1. Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your DA for 20 seconds. 
2. Tell you a color you remind me of. 
3. Tell you an element I think you belong to (eg: water, fire, earth, air, etc.)
4. Tell you what character you remind me of.(anime,manga,movies,books,etc.)
5. Ask you a question, and you must answer. 
6. Tell you something that I like about you. 
7. Tell you what I'd say if we woke up in the same bed.
8. Tell you what food/flavor/smell you remind me of. 
9. Guess your gender. 
10. Tell you to put this on your journal
I'd really appreciate it if everyone went and filled out the following brief survey:
goo.gl/forms/ZvOPwTYCsw
Just comment and I shall reply I am a dummy!

[] Ew not really
[] Gross
[] Ugly
[] You're ok
[] Alright getting better
[] Cute
[] Gorgeous/beautiful
[] Hot!!! B)
[] Perfect~ 
[] I honestly don't know what you look like! 



What we'd look like in a picture:

[] Normal
[] Holding hands
[] Pulling faces
[] Couple poses


Where I'd get your named tattooed on me:

[] My wrist
[] My leg
[]My belly
[] My back
[] My neck
[] My foot
[] My ankle
[] My booty


What we'd do if we lived together:

[] Party, party, party!!!
[] Eat ice cream for breakfast
[] Have pillow fights
[] Go to the bedroom [you choose whether this is sexual or not]
[] Have movie nights
[] Cuddle and kiss~
[] Not live together in the first place...
[] Do whatever you wanna do
[] Do stuff...


What I'd do if you snuck into my room at night:

[] Scream!
[] Tell you to get out
[] Grin mischievously
[] Watch movies with you
[] Let you stay the night 
[] Kiss/cuddle you
[] Blush
[] Attack you


What I'd do to you in the rain:

[] Push you into a puddle
[] Kiss you
[] Hold you close
[] Let you under my umbrella 
[] Give you my jacket 
[] Jump on your back
[] Run away
[] Start to sing randomly
[] Dance with you


What I'd do if I saw you naked:

[] Walk out of the room scarred for life
[] Smirk and laugh
[] Take a picture 
[] Just stand there awkwardly
[] Say, "What the bloody hell?! Get some clothes on!"
[] Blush
[] Walk out as if nothing happened B)
[] Scare you
[] Take your clothes 


What I'd do if we kissed:

[] We wouldn't
[] Smile and blush
[] Be surprised 
[] Push you away
[] Pull you closer
[] Bite your lip so you'd bleed
[] Wonder if we would kiss again
[] Slap yo' face!
[] Freak out, squeal and run around
[] Off to the bedroom~


You should...

[] 1. Be my friend
[] 2. Comment to my profile more
[] 3. Watch me
[] 4. Note me
[] 5. Put this as your journal so I can comment too
[] Do nothing 

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DistinguishedPhysics
Thom
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!!
Nah, I'm no radio host, and I'm not in Vietnam, but yknow what, what the hell?
I'm Thom, but you may know me by one of my usernames, distinguishedPhysics (or the variant distinguishedPhysician) is my chumhandle and you can pester me on Pesterchum!
To download it go to www.mspaforums.com/showthread.… trust me, it's legit! I hope. I'm downloading it right now.
My Aspect:
Space GIF by SkaianAngel
My God tier:
Knight of Space by SkaianAngel
Dream Self:
Derse Dreamer 2.0 by SkaianAngel

And in the news..
I'm getting a website!
Eventually..
I'll post a journal on this once I make more progress.

And now, the weather:
Welcome to Night Vale Stamp by SpoonyMacks
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:icontriskaidecahedron:
Triskaidecahedron Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015  Student Digital Artist
The official knight of time here says hello!


Is Thom your real name or a wheel of time reference?
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:icondistinguishedphysics:
DistinguishedPhysics Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Well thank you for saying hi!
And actually it is my real name :P
I myself, unfortunately, haven't yet read the Wheel of Time series, always been meaning to, never got a chance.
I just might have to go buy a copy :3
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:icontriskaidecahedron:
Triskaidecahedron Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Oh! I think you should, it's a very wonderful series and currently my favorite, although A Song of Ice and Fire might beat it soon.

In WoT Thom is one of the coolest characters by far. He doesn't have any special powers except being incredibly fit, for an old guy... c:
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:iconjumbola:
JUMBOLA Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Cheers for the Llama 2!!!!!!
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:icondarkthiefaya:
DarkThiefAya Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Hobbyist
Hey, thank you for the points! That was so nice.
You didn't have, too. 
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:icondistinguishedphysics:
DistinguishedPhysics Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I didn't have to? Yeah you're right :P
But I did anyways ^-^
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:icondarkthiefaya:
DarkThiefAya Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist
Still,  thank you. ;D
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:icondistinguishedphysics:
DistinguishedPhysics Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
You're very welcome  ^-^
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:iconangemuet:
angemuet Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
Hey ... I wish you had not deleted your post to me about the Ouija board. I found it very interesting and wanted to comment on it but when I went to do that the next day, you'd deleted it. Why?
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:icondistinguishedphysics:
DistinguishedPhysics Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Oh? Interesting. I can't recall that post, must've been a good while ago I suppose? I hadn't discovered the "edit" feature with comments, journals, etc. Until recently, so I was probably in some way dissapointed with the post and felt like it was detrimental to my image rather than beneficial. But who knows maybe I misclicked and didn't fix it? Either way if you could tell me where my post was I could happily undelete it for you :P
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:iconangemuet:
angemuet Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
I'd responded to a question regarding ouija boards ... in a nutshell, how I stopped having bad luck after finding mine under my bed and throwing it away. your response was a scientific one regarding luck... it began with an equation which I don't recall except it had this in it: =/= ..... anyway, if you don't remember, it's okay but no it wasn't long ago, it was very recent.
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:icondistinguishedphysics:
DistinguishedPhysics Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Oh! THat one! I don't recall deleting that reply actually.. Let me see if I can go find that.
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:iconherogirl88:
Herogirl88 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014
Happy Birthday!!!Free Birthday Icon Birthday Glomp emoticon Happy Birthday Grin 
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:icondistinguishedphysics:
DistinguishedPhysics Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks ^-^
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:iconiamthehero2013:
Iamthehero2013 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Student General Artist
Thank you so much for the watch darling! I really do appreciate it! :iconbigheartplz:
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:icontheresahelmer:
theresahelmer Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Professional Photographer
Thank you very much...What a lovely surprise ;p
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:iconherogirl88:
Herogirl88 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014
Thank you for the watch!
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:icondistinguishedphysics:
DistinguishedPhysics Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You're very welcome ^-^
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:iconsanadaclan:
sanadaclan Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014
hi
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:icondistinguishedphysics:
DistinguishedPhysics Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hello ^_^
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:iconsanadaclan:
sanadaclan Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014
how are u ^^
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:icondistinguishedphysics:
DistinguishedPhysics Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm quite fine actually, thanks for asking, and you?
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:iconwordgirlserenity67:
Wordgirlserenity67 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hi:) I hope you read my stories and saw my art
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